Blue Mage

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:09:52 GMT

Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:09:59 GMT

S.M.R.T.

Sat, 05 May 2007 16:21:49 GMT

2 weeks payed vacation this summer.

any ideas?

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:33:03 GMT

Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:33:53 GMT

[01] -- Go to IMDB.com and look up your 10 favorite movies or TV shows.
[02] -- Post three official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for these 10 picks.
[03] -- Have your friends guess the title names.

1. Altering History / Fish Out Of Water / Profanity
2. Invented Language / Man Eating Monster / Chained
3. Celtic / Pizza / Killed With Cue Ball
4. Poster / Prison Break / Shot In The Head
5. Helicopter / Escape / Ford Mustang
6. Gun / Explosion / No Opening Credits
7. Severed Arm / British / No Ending
~~8. Sex in Elevator / One Day / Batman Spoof~~ Mallrats
9. Telephone Booth / Battle of the Bands / Easter Bunny
10. Café / Future / Abandoned Library

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:28:02 GMT

Mother was diagnosed with Breast Cancer yesterday.

World, you suck. I want my money back.

Who's Smexy Now?

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 21:58:33 GMT

I-Con in 4 weeks.

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 13:50:57 GMT

Celebrating Valentine's day the only way I know how.

Lol, Boston

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:31:21 GMT

Best... press conference... EVER!!!

Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:25:00 GMT

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:32:43 GMT

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 17:53:32 GMT

My pirate name is:

Mad Jack Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Fri, 08 Dec 2006 00:14:53 GMT

Ever wonder what REALLY goes on in the Men's Room?

The DaVinci Code has nothing on this...

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 15:05:13 GMT

My GOD!

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:05:09 GMT

Listen up Nintendo...Don't know if you got the memo or not, but excellence just isn't gonna cut it anymore. We finally received our Wii at the office last Friday, and after spending most of the weekend playing Wii Sports and Zelda, all I can say is: It's not enough.Sure, Twilight Princess is the best looking Zelda game ever. And sure, the motion-based controls and built-in remote speaker add a new degree of immersion. And sure, it might just be the most fun game released this year. But that's just it, Nintendo. You don't get "it." Fun's for babies. Gamers these days don't buy consoles for fun. Do you think I spent two weeks waiting in the pouring rain for a PS3 for "fun?"Sure, I might have wanted a console for fun...when I was six. Nowadays I'm too busy for that. I need productivity. Can the Wii play movies? Can it do my taxes? Can it teach my son how to make love to a woman? I didn't think so.And let's not forget about graphics. Sure, Twilight Princess might look "realistic," but it's just not bloomy enough for my taste. And where's the physics-enabled grass? Let's face it, if the Wii can't produce physics-enabled grass, and lots of it, you're stuck in the '80s. It's time to grow up Nintendo. In the meantime, I'll be using my PS3 to calculate the interest rates on the loan I took out to pay for it."

-Steven Colbert

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 21:58:33 GMT

EPIC!!!

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 13:58:18 GMT

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 15:27:04 GMT

The most morbid fun you can have is watching live crickets being fed to your sister's gecko. Or, if your sister doesn't have a gecko, the live crickets feeding on your sister. And if you don't have a sister, live crickets robbing a bank and being shot dead by police.

:D

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:35:00 GMT

Just Because

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:46:03 GMT

Yep, Just Because.

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:43:01 GMT

My future Wedding Cake

I'm only going to ask once...

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 23:55:24 GMT

Your Birthdate: August 21

You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.
Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.
People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.
You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.

Your strength: Your thirst for adventure

Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures

Your power color: Hot pink

Your power symbol: Figure eight

Your power month: March

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

....PINK?

Pineapple's Lament

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:24:50 GMT

Part of me hoped that our foray into backyard wrestling would never see the light of day, much less reach the general public... But apparently we're on Youtube now.

Then again, who isn't these days? In case you're wondering who that handsome devil on the far left in the orange shirt at 00:58 is... I have no idea >.>

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 19:48:27 GMT

Grandfather passed away this morning.

This hasn't been a very good week.

They grow up so fast

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 20:22:18 GMT

Still trying to kill the echo in TS, but I'll log in mute if I have to ;P