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Friday, August 10th, 2007
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Thursday, July 19th, 2007
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2 weeks payed vacation this summer.
any ideas?
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[01] -- Go to IMDB.com and look up your 10 favorite movies or TV shows.
[02] -- Post three official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for these 10 picks.
[03] -- Have your friends guess the title names.
1. Altering History / Fish Out Of Water / Profanity
2. Invented Language / Man Eating Monster / Chained
3. Celtic / Pizza / Killed With Cue Ball
4. Poster / Prison Break / Shot In The Head
5. Helicopter / Escape / Ford Mustang
6. Gun / Explosion / No Opening Credits
7. Severed Arm / British / No Ending
8. Sex in Elevator / One Day / Batman Spoof Mallrats
9. Telephone Booth / Battle of the Bands / Easter Bunny
10. Café / Future / Abandoned Library
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
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Mother was diagnosed with Breast Cancer yesterday.
World, you suck. I want my money back.
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Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
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Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
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Thursday, February 1st, 2007
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Saturday, January 13th, 2007
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Monday, December 25th, 2006
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Sunday, December 10th, 2006
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My pirate name is:
Mad Jack Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.part of the fidius.org network
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Thursday, December 7th, 2006
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Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
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Monday, November 27th, 2006
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Listen up Nintendo...Don't know if you got the memo or not, but excellence just isn't gonna cut it anymore. We finally received our Wii at the office last Friday, and after spending most of the weekend playing Wii Sports and Zelda, all I can say is: It's not enough.Sure, Twilight Princess is the best looking Zelda game ever. And sure, the motion-based controls and built-in remote speaker add a new degree of immersion. And sure, it might just be the most fun game released this year. But that's just it, Nintendo. You don't get "it." Fun's for babies. Gamers these days don't buy consoles for fun. Do you think I spent two weeks waiting in the pouring rain for a PS3 for "fun?"Sure, I might have wanted a console for fun...when I was six. Nowadays I'm too busy for that. I need productivity. Can the Wii play movies? Can it do my taxes? Can it teach my son how to make love to a woman? I didn't think so.And let's not forget about graphics. Sure, Twilight Princess might look "realistic," but it's just not bloomy enough for my taste. And where's the physics-enabled grass? Let's face it, if the Wii can't produce physics-enabled grass, and lots of it, you're stuck in the '80s. It's time to grow up Nintendo. In the meantime, I'll be using my PS3 to calculate the interest rates on the loan I took out to pay for it."
-Steven Colbert
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Saturday, November 25th, 2006
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Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
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Sunday, November 12th, 2006
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The most morbid fun you can have is watching live crickets being fed to your sister's gecko. Or, if your sister doesn't have a gecko, the live crickets feeding on your sister. And if you don't have a sister, live crickets robbing a bank and being shot dead by police.
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Wednesday, November 1st, 2006
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Sunday, October 15th, 2006
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